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"Once upon a midnight DEAL WITH IT,
I give a crap, nevermore.
Merely a bro, nothing more.
#Suddenly there came a swagging as of someone gangster rapping, #rapping at my bedroom door. Quoth the raven "SWAG GALORE"

~Edgar Allen Bro

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Permalink icaurus:

i am going to cry
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Permalink photocait:

Everyone should include their cat in their wedding portraits.
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IM WATCHING ICARLY AND THEY ARE AT AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT CALLED “PENE’S” AND THAT TRANSLATES TO PENIS IN ENGLISH IM DYING

Permalink letmeshowyousomethingbeautiful:

OMG LMFAOO
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foomod:

rocketbeagle0:

rocketbeagle0:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUNDRED OF METERS UNDER THE SEA, THERE IS A LIVING BEING THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A FLOATING BUTT

LOOK

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IT’S CALLED THE PIGBUTT WORM I JUST SHOWED IT TO MY PARENTS I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE

Hundred meters under the sea scientists have discovered

The booty

(via thehilariousblog)

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Augustus Waters offered to write Hazel a sequel to her favorite book, yet you can’t even reply to my text message